F.A.Q.

Q. What happened to the photo with the lollypop in your ass?
A. I had to take it off since a lot of people had a problem with it. I was getting complaints.

Q. Where did the name Isabelle Guns come from?
A. My favorite band is Guns N' Roses and my favorite guitarist is rhythm guitarist Jeff Isabelle (Izzy Stradlin') of GN'R. Now you put it the two together.

Q. Why the name "Lollypop Shoved Up My Ass?"
A. It is very tongue and cheek and it gets peoples attention....it got yours didn't it.

Q. What is the story behind the Bunny Suit?
A. I like to make people smile, it makes me feel better.

Q. You must be rich to afford all those Bowie shows?
A.Not really. I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't really buy clothes for myself or have anywhere to spend my money therefor it's easy for me to save money for big things like multiple concerts.

Q. What is with the bunny suit? do you wear it all the time and do you have some sort of plushie fetish?
A.No plushie fetish and I only wear it about 3 - 4 times a month at concerts and or special occasions. I sometimes wear it to bed when my room is cold.

Q. What are you a fuckin' groupie following Bowie?
A. No, I needed a vacation and to see some old friends. The pop culture defenition of groupie is someone who sleeps with rock stars. I haven't slept with anyone in Bowie's band or Bowie himself :P

Q. Did you wear the bunny outfit to get Bowie's attention?
A. At first yes but then I just did it for fun at other concerts.

Q. Have you ever met David Bowie?
A. Yes I have. Him and I were on the same flight together going from Winnipeg to Edmonton. I was still in the bunny suit. I went to use the bathroom and there was Bowie! We had a moment where we stared at each other, smiled and went on our way. It was an odd moment.

Q. You're such a kindergoth and a wannabe goth.
A. I don't care what people think of me. I dress how I want to. Yes I dress goth/punk but how you dress has nothing to do with who you are as a person.

Q. Who designed your site? You're site is ugly.
A. Original template was done by ex friend Brodie. I do most of the updates and HTML work. As for the ugly part, I'm sorry that it's not loaded with lots of Java Script, Flash animation or confusing layouts but I like to keep things simple and to the point.

Q. Are you a model?
A. No I am not a model, I just like to get photos taken of myself for fun to help my friend's portfolio. Getting pictures taken is very relaxing.

Q. what are your measurements?
A. 32 " waist - 37" hips - 24" on thighs.

Q. Do you have any model profiles?
A. yes I have one on onemodelplace.com and freelancemodels.com (no you can't have it, if you're a legit photographer, you will be able to find it yourself).

Q. You're fat you shouldn't model.
A. Once again I am not a model and I am sorry that I'm not a size 0. The camera adds 10 lbs so I'm not that big dipshit. Also, if you don't like it, don't look at me. I also do not believe in tucking, sucking or hiding anything in photos, what you see is what you get with me.

Q. You look like a man or a really bad drag queen.
A. I'm not going to deny that some photos of myself look butch (thanks to my dad). I don't find this an insult 'cause there are a lot of drag queens who look beautiful. I am 100% women and if I pass as a drag, that is just another exciting element to my photos.

Q. Are your photos edited in Photoshop?
A. If they are, I am upfront about them being edited.

Q. Why do you wear a wig in your photos? What does your real hair look like?
A. I've always wanted long black hair and it is pure fantasy for me. I do however make sure that visitors and first timers know that it is not my hair and I never go around in public claiming that it is. I'm not pretending to be something that I'm not. My real hair is short (like a pixie cut) and is hot pink in the front.

Q. Bootlegging is Illegal.
A. So is Jay walking, your point?

Q. Do you collect Pez for hobby or profit?
A. Pure hobby, I avoid reading trade magazines about the value of my Pez dispensers.

Q. I have added you on my LJ friends list, will you add me back?
A. sure but most of my entries are filtered friends.

Q. I am in a band, will you add our MP3 to your site or give us a mention in your 'zine.
A. E-mail me your bio and a link to where I can download your MP3's and we will see (please do not send e-mail attachments with MP3's or they will be deleted). I am not promising exposure but I love to know what is going on out there.

Q. You're fat, why can't you lose weight?
A. You're stupid, why can't you educate yourself? If you don't like the way that I look, don't look at me, plain and simple. Also if you're so concerned about me and my health, how about buying me the new Windsor Pilates DVD set or pay $20,000 for my lipo-suction.

Q. Are these FAQ real?
A. Yes, people are that stupid.

Q. You're hot can I have your number?
A. Yeah sure..it's 1-800-GO-FUCK-YOURSELF. It's a toll free call.